Wednesday, August 17, 2005

bad news bears and car carousels

i know i keep saying to many people that i no longer care about the royals this season. i must ammend this statement. i DO care. i want very badly for them to BREAK THIS RECORD and lose at least 5 (AL record; 7 more for MLB record) more games before they win one. that would mean that, at the very least, they would make it into the record books and have something to show for this stretch of the worst baseball ever played by any team in any league at any age group on any planet...ever.

today's game is an afternoon futile attempt to stop the 17-game losing streak in seattle. i decided to gamecast it and promptly turned it off after the 1st inning beltre grand slam gave the mariners a 4 run lead. that's all they need to sweep the hapless, and frankly embarassing, kansas city bears...er, royals.

i think GM, allard "but i got you guys jose lima" baird should be hit in the shin with a bat after every loss the royals experience next season. because, that's what this is about...next season. "we're rebuilding." unacceptable. "the team is young." inexcusable. we better be the best damn team in the AL next year after this national humiliation. if not, firing AND a syphillitc death are too good for that prick. get us some f--king talent, no excuses!

on to better things.

the unexpected break down of my much-tolerated car on sunday has led to a quite amazing turn of events. let's just say that i will be driving and new, yet familiar car in the very near future and looking for someone to give the "most boring car on the planet" a nice home. should be interesting.

and for those keeping track, the lumina is fine and, as an added bonus, getting her a/c fixed as we speak.

that is all.

3 Comments:

Blogger james said...

I still say we should take it out with the tredia-type ending we never had.

5:39 PM  
Blogger cade said...

total value of lumina upon parting: $2400

total value of tredia upon parting: $32

you be the judge on that one.

6:31 PM  
Blogger james said...

just sayin' man, just saying...

8:42 AM  

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