flipping through the virtual paper
let's see...oh, here's something:
Jennings news reports headed to DVD
couldn't have released this 3 months ago? good to know that no one is trying to profit off of a beloved newsman's death.
*rustling*
page 2:
Husband of 'Peace Mom' Files for Divorce
cindy sheehan is, of course, the 'peace mom.' this woman's life sucks. i'm still not changing my view on her protest, though.
*more rustling*
dum de dum dum..."life and stye":
Atlanta Has Become Mecca for Black Gays
i could have told you that 3 years ago.
hmmm... what's next? ah, here we go:
Police seek diaper-clad man who pesters women
now THAT'S more like it. more of this please?
*vague whistling*
and...oh! it's the comics page:
yeah, cathy is still not funny.
*rustling*
well, here's some good news at least:
Experimental Hybrid Cars Get Up to 250 Mpg
oh wait:
Guatemalan Prison Riots Leave 31 Dead
Colombian airline says all 160 die in Venezuela crash
Israeli forces, protesters clash in Gaza settlement
Kathie Lee Gifford Returning to TV
July Inflation Jumps on Higher Gas Prices
oh well, at least there's this:
Hotels dumb down alarm clocks for weary guests
*tosses paper in trash (er..recycling bin of course,) puts on kill bill soundtrack, makes some toast.*
Jennings news reports headed to DVD
couldn't have released this 3 months ago? good to know that no one is trying to profit off of a beloved newsman's death.
*rustling*
page 2:
Husband of 'Peace Mom' Files for Divorce
cindy sheehan is, of course, the 'peace mom.' this woman's life sucks. i'm still not changing my view on her protest, though.
*more rustling*
dum de dum dum..."life and stye":
Atlanta Has Become Mecca for Black Gays
i could have told you that 3 years ago.
hmmm... what's next? ah, here we go:
Police seek diaper-clad man who pesters women
now THAT'S more like it. more of this please?
*vague whistling*
and...oh! it's the comics page:
yeah, cathy is still not funny.
*rustling*
well, here's some good news at least:
Experimental Hybrid Cars Get Up to 250 Mpg
oh wait:
Guatemalan Prison Riots Leave 31 Dead
Colombian airline says all 160 die in Venezuela crash
Israeli forces, protesters clash in Gaza settlement
Kathie Lee Gifford Returning to TV
July Inflation Jumps on Higher Gas Prices
oh well, at least there's this:
Hotels dumb down alarm clocks for weary guests
*tosses paper in trash (er..recycling bin of course,) puts on kill bill soundtrack, makes some toast.*
posted by cade at 9:19 AM
5 Comments:
I almost sent you the link on the "peace mom"... good to see you're ahead of me.
Now stop reading Cathy.
Hey Paul Harvey, what about "The Rest of the Story"?
"...and that boy with the lisp and the bald spots grew up to be...mark wahlberg."
i ain't no paul harvey.
you want the stories, read them yourself.
...in sports, Rafael Palmiero has become an anti-Royals fan, as their flirt with futility is bound to take some of the press off of his perjuristic self.
Also, spoiled millionaire athletes, like Terrell Ownes, continue to set good examples for our nation's young people.
Hysterical! If it's not it should be a weekly installment on the annex!
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