watch out universe
so i get my entertainment weekly today and flip through as i do every friday.
i notice a thicker piece of card stock in the middle of the issue and i turn to it to find a free "star wars" scratcher game courtesy of burger king.
alright. why not?
so i scratch off the game piece and this is what i find:
so, not only am i apparently an ewok...but my destiny, IN THE WHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE, is a free breakfast sandwich or whopper.
man, my destiny sucks.
i notice a thicker piece of card stock in the middle of the issue and i turn to it to find a free "star wars" scratcher game courtesy of burger king.
alright. why not?
so i scratch off the game piece and this is what i find:
so, not only am i apparently an ewok...but my destiny, IN THE WHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE, is a free breakfast sandwich or whopper.
man, my destiny sucks.
posted by cade at 12:13 PM
6 Comments:
My destiny is a free Whopper Jr. with the purchase of a Whopper Jr. Value Meal.
And also, I am Jar Jar Binks.
I will now shoot myself.
Have a great weekend!
that makes me feel much better. thanks.
So do you think I should be concerned that my destiny is "Sorry, play again"? That has got to be karmic retribution for something.
I can't wait to get my EW and learn my destiny. Man, I used to love the Ewoks, but I'm not certain that I want to BE one.
If I get a Darth Dew Slurpee at 7-11, does that make me a dominant force of evil?
nope.
just a sugar fiend.
Sigh. Back to the drawing board, then.
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