paris and nicole R.I.P.

well, it's official:

paris hilton and nicole richie are no longer friends. (read article.)

i will now go drown myself.

for those of you who didn't quite get the subtle things about that article that were either utterly ridiculous or completely worthless in pertaining to relevant society, i have annotated each example by highlighting it in red. you may see the annotated version here.

am i the only one who is going to camp out to see house of wax just for the opportunity to possibly see paris killed onscreen? but, hey. at least she's in a movie now. that means finally, there's a small amount of validation (i said small) for her fame.