FACT: "tuesday" is polish for random
-FACT: twice a year, the skin on the palms of my hands dies. i quite literally molt. right now is one of those times. and it's sexy as hell.
-FACT: the following phrases (when used as punchlines) are NOT funny:
"check please."
"houston, we have a problem."
"you're not in kansas anymore."
-FACT: this headline: "rolling sneakers blamed for hike in children's injuries" shouldn't surprise anyone.
-FACT: the senior class president of the class of '07 here at college now works on the grounds crew around campus. and i find it hysterical.
-FACT: for the first time in my life, i actually care about the stanley cup. more specifically, i wish it were within my power to do whatever necessary to keep it out of the hands of those dirty little waterfowl from orange county.
-FACT: a girl is 95% to blame for the above fact. the other 5% is blamed on my trip to a certain canadian capitol city last summer.
-FACT: i really want to watch america's got talent tonight. if only to find the next blue velvet.
-FACT: bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
-FACT: the following phrases (when used as punchlines) are NOT funny:
"check please."
"houston, we have a problem."
"you're not in kansas anymore."
-FACT: this headline: "rolling sneakers blamed for hike in children's injuries" shouldn't surprise anyone.
-FACT: the senior class president of the class of '07 here at college now works on the grounds crew around campus. and i find it hysterical.
-FACT: for the first time in my life, i actually care about the stanley cup. more specifically, i wish it were within my power to do whatever necessary to keep it out of the hands of those dirty little waterfowl from orange county.
-FACT: a girl is 95% to blame for the above fact. the other 5% is blamed on my trip to a certain canadian capitol city last summer.
-FACT: i really want to watch america's got talent tonight. if only to find the next blue velvet.
-FACT: bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
posted by cade at 5:35 AM
6 Comments:
As one who loves to root for the underdog, I find myself in a weird predicament. The team I am cheering on is actually winning. How is that possible?? Secretly I cheer for the Senators hoping they can tighten the race but I am afraid it might be over. I predict Lord Stanley's cup will be raised on Wednesday night by of all things ...a Duck.
You are intuitive as always. kudos to the we're not in kansas anymore toto. If i might submit another...adding the addition of HELL-o to the end of a statement hasn't been funny since the mid 90's.
I'm with you on that "Houston..." quote.
Except when i use it on this guy I know named Houston. Then it's funny as hell. Every time. Especially my alteration: Houston, you ARE a problem.
But I disagree on the class pres being a yard guy. I think that's cool. Down to earth, etc.
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it's a girl.
Then all the better. Down to earth chicks are cool.
And congrats on the baby.
Thanks greeat post
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