oh great...a free, crappy magazine
so, i got this magazine in the mail yesterday:
that's right, i am the lucky recipient of a free copy of complex magazine: a mark eckō production. the "men's guide to consuming culture."
i'm so lucky. i mean what did i do before i was able to read about what paris hilton's "b.f.f." has to say about sex, lies and videotapes? or about "how to break up: dump with style"?
where has this stellar publication been all my life?
oh, and it's actually TWO magazines in one. on the flipside we have this:
so it might has SOME redemptive qualities about it...but mostly, it's about shoes. lots and lots of shoes. why not send me tommy hilfiger presents gossip magazine?
what did i ever do to deserve this quality periodical? and more importantly...will it show up again next month?
the answer, i can only fear, is "probably."
that's right, i am the lucky recipient of a free copy of complex magazine: a mark eckō production. the "men's guide to consuming culture."
i'm so lucky. i mean what did i do before i was able to read about what paris hilton's "b.f.f." has to say about sex, lies and videotapes? or about "how to break up: dump with style"?
where has this stellar publication been all my life?
oh, and it's actually TWO magazines in one. on the flipside we have this:
so it might has SOME redemptive qualities about it...but mostly, it's about shoes. lots and lots of shoes. why not send me tommy hilfiger presents gossip magazine?
what did i ever do to deserve this quality periodical? and more importantly...will it show up again next month?
the answer, i can only fear, is "probably."
posted by cade at 4:57 PM
1 Comments:
hahahahahahahahahaha!
seriously . . . you should sell it to Jerry. I mean after he talked about collection certain unmentionables with Vanessa Williams . . . he'd be all over this!
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