"crazy magnet" files - gotta love this place

just another day at your local record store

THE SCENE: store owner talks to one customer at the register about the band super furry animals while another (incidentally, the undisputed "regular" of regulars) flips through a nearby rack pondering the albums of heart.

THE INCITING ACTION: a third customer walks in as if from a major windstorm. white hair flowing in every conceivable direction, look of utter confusion firmly platered on his face. we will call him...

customer #000504 - "Doc Brown"

THE INTERACTION:

owner: - how's it going?

doc brown - so, is everything used here?

owner: - yep.

doc brown - do you have blues?

owner: - well, not really a section, but...

doc brown - figures.

"doc brown" exits. presumably forever.

owner - ...there are...a...few...huh.

customer #1 - i guess he could read your mind.

owner - i wonder if he can read it now?

jerry - does this have "the barracuda" on it?

THE END