one day out of the year

so, i was gonna write about how i never make a big deal out of my birthday. how i tend to get silently upset when those around me try to make a big deal out of my birthday. how i appreciate the phone calls and the occasional card, but really don't want to "celebrate" the occassion.

however, i am in delaware and surrounded by people who insist on making a deal of it. so, i will just say that if you are at all like me, DO NOT EVER go to t.g.i.friday's on your birthday. (before you judge, remember, it's delware, there are no other choices but friday's.) just trust me.

long story short, one commemorative "first state" themed plate, two drinks, a few "totally" inappropriate conversations and one forced chair-standing-napkin-waving embarassment later...and all i can think about is the fact that i have been awake since 4 o'clock this morning.

it was a good way to spend the last night of civilization. *

thank you to all who wished me well. i am going to bed.


* - the movie version of "the da vinci code" hits theatres tomorrow night and i have no doubt that God is going to rain down his wrath on those of us fools who have been led astray by this evil work of brain washing, action-packed heresy. hollywood and all that see this movie will be destroyed for turning this work of "fiction" into a mainstream accepted recruitment for the anti-christ's army in the war against the church. woe to anyone who would bow to mr brown and his pagan, leftist agenda. armageddon is nigh. it's been a good world. i will certainly miss it. but, until the sulfur starts to fall, get out there and protest, people!