i'm bored
i demand that you all entertain me.
go.
go.
posted by cade at 11:14 AM
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
About Me
- Name: cade
- Location: beverly, Massachusetts
i'm just here trying to figure out how to make the small world around me a little happier. a little snappier. a little more entertaining.
peeve o' the moment
TBDcurrent youtube recommendation
webster and mjmeet the neighbors
- •the counselor
- •the doctor
- •the pastor
- •the builder
- •the photographer
- •the pilot and the interpreter
- •the scientist
- •the nurse
- •the canadian
- •the student
- •the secret agent
- •the navigator
- •the musician
- •the poker player
- •the mayor
- •the ex-pat
- •the artist
- •the young lifer
- •the donald
- •the madman (and wife)
- •the dude('s owners)
- •the actress
- •the dubs
- •the revolutionary
- •the ephemerist
- •the traveler
- •the promoter
- •the record store
- •the fish
- •the other fish (unconfirmed)
- •dive the great barrier reef
- •hike along part of the great wall of china
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take a gondola ride in venice - •visit the great pyramids of egypt
- •golf at st. andrews in scotland
- •
explore machu picchu in peru - •visit iguazu falls
- •
see an opera at the sydney opera house - •photograph a real giraffe in africa
- •downhill ski the alps
- (insert record store name here) customer files, co...
- one day out of the year
- it's open-letter time
- (insert record store name here) customer file #000324
- run for the roses, charlie brown
- oh yeah. THAT's why i'm doing this
- so, i got a little bored. could you tell?
- we will return to the "summer movie preview" short...
- better late than never: an under the wire summer ...
- bio-diesel? ha! mine plays the new shaggy single
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my space craziness
how 'bout a different
perspective?
need some bad advice?
go hereto do list
bored? stressed?
visit cadeland.it's probably won't help.
but it can't hurt.
posts mortem
stacks
11 Comments:
I can see that you've had a lot of luck so far.....so I'll give it a try. So I'm in my boss's office today discussing some time sensitive material. At about the same time, he and I look out his window. Lo and behold, two guys are outside tossing around a baseball. Very entertaining....even more so when one of them reached down and proceeded to scratch his balls for a full minute......
very nice.
keep 'em coming.
Why do I think that was me? I'll have you know that I was imitating Bronson Arroyo after every pitch!
There was no "imitating" - you had a genuine pinch-n-roll going on!
I live next to this guy, let's call him Bob. Bob has 3 kids and they are the NICEST kids in the world. They often shovel our driveway without being asked or asking for money, they take care of our cat and they're VERY polite.
Bob allows his very nice kids the priviledge of operating small, motorized scooters in the cul-de-sac adjacent to his house. This is where Sam comes in.
Sam lives across the street from me and Bob. Sam hates kids, so does his wife, Kay. Sam and Kay need to move to a retirement community.
Sam and Kay have called the cops no fewer than 20 times IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON to complain that there are kids riding motorized scooters in the neighborhood.
Keep in mind, it's Saturday afternoon, the weather is beautiful and there are three kids out having fun and not getting into trouble. That's good enough for me.
Well Sam and Kay are mad because these kids keep riding the scooters in front of their house on the sidewalk. SO they call the cops 10 times, and finally a policeman comes out because his seargant is tired of getting the calls. He tells Bob to tell the kids not to ride in front of Sam and Kay's house. Bob complies and the kids move their mobile transportation to the cul-de-sac, barely in lines sight of Sam and Kay's house.
Well, that wasn't good enough for Sam, who decided to sport his camcorder and tape these kids 'breaking the law'
Bob loses it. He storms over to Sam's house while Sam scurries back inside. Bob pounds on the front door and yells at Sam for taping his kids. Sam and Kay decide to, you guessed it, call the cops.
By now the cops are so irritated they come out and tell Bob and the kids to stop riding the motorized scooters or face a fine.
Bob is upset and rightly frustrated that Sam and Kay have apparently won this round.
The next day, Kay, who is INFINITELY long winded, comes over to give us 'her side of the story'
I listened from downstairs as she rambled on and on to my wife, I even dialed my home telephone from my cell phone to give my wife an out. Kay just waited for her to answer, realize there was noone there, and she told her side for the 32nd time.
It's not Desperate Housewives, but it probably took you at least 5 minutes to read and perhaps you garnered some appreciation for your neighbors.
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Today I sent the following email to the secretary at work:
Shannon,
I don't know if you know this or not but Mark was looking at the coffee creamer outside our lab and realized it expired - two years ago. Is there by chance the possiblity of you catching the coffee guy the next time he's here to get newer supplies. Also, is it possible to replace the generic coffee with Maxwell House like you have out in the trailer. I've heard that Maxwell House is good to the last drop! Thanks a bunch!
Becky
we have a couch in our apt that i hate. it is brown, itchy, it smells of ass and i think there are ants in it.
there are times when i come home from work and would like to kick back and lay down on the couch and watch tv.
but i can't cause our couch sucks.
just now i was thinking about how the conversation would go with one of my roommates regarding getting rid of the couch.
for what ever reason i thought about what i would do if he said no.
then, out of no where, i pictured myself dropping trow and pissing on the couch.
I got nothing. Read my blog, that's the best you're gonna get from me today.
Warmest regards.
I went to hand a printout to a coworker and found her bent over picking something up off the floor and she had about 18 miles of back and ass crack showing. I wanted to pour my hot tea into my eyes and go home for the day.
aw.. you guys are the best.
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