an open letter to the kaiser chiefs
dear kaiser chiefs,
i think i might like you. i have certainly like everything i have heard from you. unlike a lot of your contemporaries, you don't make me shakingly angry when i hear you on the radio.
in short, i would like to purchase your new album, yours truly angry mob.
but, i can't.
you see, kaiser chiefs, in your "hippness" you have made a grave error. when i say that i would like to buy your album, i mean i would like to purchase the following:
- one (1) compact disc containing the tracks on said album
- one (1) plastic jewel case (any of the known variations; a suitable substitute would be a "digi-pak" case)
- some catchy art work on the front and back of the case/package
what i would NOT like to purchase is:
-a small hardcover "book" that contains a compact disc AND a mandatory DVD of you playing in berlin.
no, kaiser chiefs, i just want to buy the album. please let me know when it is available.
i look forward to your response.
sincerely,
cade
i think i might like you. i have certainly like everything i have heard from you. unlike a lot of your contemporaries, you don't make me shakingly angry when i hear you on the radio.
in short, i would like to purchase your new album, yours truly angry mob.
but, i can't.
you see, kaiser chiefs, in your "hippness" you have made a grave error. when i say that i would like to buy your album, i mean i would like to purchase the following:
- one (1) compact disc containing the tracks on said album
- one (1) plastic jewel case (any of the known variations; a suitable substitute would be a "digi-pak" case)
- some catchy art work on the front and back of the case/package
what i would NOT like to purchase is:
-a small hardcover "book" that contains a compact disc AND a mandatory DVD of you playing in berlin.
no, kaiser chiefs, i just want to buy the album. please let me know when it is available.
i look forward to your response.
sincerely,
cade