Wednesday, September 16, 2009

well...they tried

dear readers, the annex is proud (and somewhat horrified) to present to you...

...the 10 worst tributes to michael jackson available FOR PURCHASE on etsy.com:

10.
this simple t-shirt captures a young michael before he started all those chin reconstruction surgeries. but surprisingly, AFTER he had his nose and lips done.









9.
we know that the official cause of death had something to do with propofol...but we're pretty sure that thing behind him in this picture didn't help.








8.
we debated including this one because we couldn't decide whether this was actually michael or some tribute to yoko ono. we assume it's michael.







7.

just...beautiful.











6.

we know what you're thinking...but it's a finger puppet.









5.

this must have taken forever to get right.










4.
we finally see what mama-se mama-sa ma-ma coo-sa is all about.









3.


our thoughts exactly.










2.
umm....awesome?










1.

yep. that's elvis welcoming michael into the great beyond. we can only hope we all get this exact reception.

6 Comments:

Blogger Rcade said...

Please note that #8 was listed on Etsy as being worth $10,000.00. I kid you not.

3:08 AM  
Blogger Rcade said...

Can I put in an order now for a heavenly reception by skinny Elvis and Off the Wall MJ instead?

4:59 AM  
Blogger cade said...

we should also point out that etsy...is usually awesome. which is what makes these so interesting.

5:33 AM  
Blogger james said...

so how much is number 1 worth...cause i'm still laughing.

3:11 AM  
Blogger cade said...

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4:18 AM  
Blogger cade said...

see for youself.

4:21 AM  

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