Wednesday, September 24, 2008

i am officially done with PETA

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm heart-broken. After months of silence, I was going to rejoin the blogging world by writing about that article. I even thought of a good title: "Hmm, chunky monkey or cookie dough and colostrum?"

8:27 AM  
Blogger cade said...

if it means your triumphant return...i will gladly delete this post.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Rcade said...

This was our topic at the lunch table today.

Some good points were brought up.
1. Women would want to get paid for their "generosity" BUT it can't be so much that the cost of ice cream increases tremendously. This means that we'd have to get the milk from women who have lower standards. Like crack whores.

2. Milk from crack whores probably isn't of the best quality and would need to be treated to purify the milk. This would probably cause the milk to not be labeled "organic" and therefore not available at your local Whole Foods.

3. Instead of dairy farms we would have Female Lactation farms...of which a few of my colleagues would like to run personally.

4. When asked if a certain male coworker would eat ice cream made from breast milk he replied "Is she hot?"

10:29 AM  
Blogger postmaned said...

Enjoy

Here is a link to all sorts of boobie snacks.

http://www.landmilkhoney.com/recipanr.htm

12:43 PM  
Blogger postmaned said...

ps. be careful of some of the links on the page.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Mike Murrow said...

dude, if this ever becomes reality i will totally be kicking myself for leaving the farm...

6:22 PM  
Blogger james said...

Think of all the news jobs it will create! Might help stave off the recession/depression.

8:16 PM  

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