file under "unoriginal"

watching the kansas/kentucky college basketball game with my buddy james, i immediately started to notice the unoriginal signs and t-shirts at rupp arena in lexington. if you are hosting the university of kansas jayhawks in basketball, please please please refrain from displaying the following statements:

1) "you're not in kansas any more" -- thanks dumbass. no one has ever said that before.

2) "where's toto?/dorothy?" basically any other reference to the wizard of oz. -- again, never heard this one before. besides dorothy and toto are both dead. show some respect.

3) "rock-CHOKE-jayhawk" -- if you understand this one, good for you. i'm sick of hearing it.